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Totally Embarrassing: Blush of the Month!

Totally Embarrassing: Blush of the Month!

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What do you rate July's Totally Embarrassing story: Love at first fart?
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Love at first fart 

In music class, I was holding the microphone down at my side and I thought it was off. Well, I accidentally farted and it made a big noise and it went through all the speakers! My crush was standing next to me and I started crying and he said into the microphone, "Don't make fun of her, it was me, I farted!" I ran out of the class and so did my crush!

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79
Daisy
OMG that is sooo Embarrassing
7/10/2025 8:28:03 AM
Skye
Omg if that was me I would freak and runaway except I think the couch likes you!!!!!!!😱
22/9/2025 6:54:14 AM
Eloise
Omtg totes embryo except the crush part that bits adorbs
2/10/2024 6:45:27 PM
ava
omtg that's so embarooo I hope you get over it soon also OMTG ur crush def likes you!!! I wish boys in my year were that nice LOL
4/9/2024 4:22:16 PM
Bella
At the end of year performance and I was walking away with the microphone with me. I start sing Taylor swift under my breath and the microphone was like " FELL DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE LONG STORY SHORT IT WAS A BAD TIME" my whole class laughed and I cried the rest of the night. # Taylor swift # long story short
19/8/2024 12:43:02 AM
Lacey??
If I had done that ( I don’t have a crush but instead a Radom boy ) I would scream ‘ yea don’t make fun of her 👹 ‘ screaming at the guy. And after music I would go to the bathroom and jump out the window and go home 🤣 .
7/7/2024 7:17:54 PM
Elizabeth P
So embarrassing if it was me I will say … runs away so bad and escape the school 😳
11/6/2024 1:38:52 PM
Elizabeth P
Omg that’s embarrassing girl are you ok?
7/6/2024 3:36:37 PM
Avneel
Really big fan of this magazine
3/6/2024 5:20:54 AM
Umi
Omg your crush is so nice mine probably wouldn’t do that your so lucky!
1/5/2024 5:31:52 PM
mackenzie B.
omg my music teacher doesn't have microphones thank life i've done it before. lol
24/4/2024 10:38:38 AM
Esme
That was terrible!!!So sad for July!
21/4/2024 2:48:23 PM
Charlotte
OMTG!!! That sounds so embarro!! My most embarrassing moments are when I call random people ‘Mum’! Lol 😆
8/4/2024 11:36:11 AM
Eliana
Totally Embarassing! Getaway! Once I was running in a store and I was about to catch my sister when I fell in front of literally 10 people! The worst part was there was a really cute boy in front of me! OMTG! So embarrassing!
7/3/2024 7:17:54 PM
Eliana
Wow!
7/3/2024 7:15:50 PM
olivia
OMG so EMBARRO But your crush is sure nice
4/1/2024 3:01:31 PM
Sarah E
Uh Oh
30/6/2023 5:04:56 PM
Chloe
That's almost happend to me lol. TOTALLY EMBARRASSING
17/6/2023 5:36:56 AM
Eliza
Double dad drama! We were out in my street when a cyclist came riding up the road. I thought it was my dad, so I started to sing, I like to move it move! I like to move it move it! I was trying to encourage him to make it up the hill. But then when it got closer, I realised it wasn’t my dad! It was my neighbour. OMTG! Everyone started laughing! (Even my mum!)
10/6/2023 12:47:16 PM
Eden
Omg that's so embarrassing !
2/6/2023 5:08:46 PM
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