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Now You're Talkin' Pets!

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Put funny words in these animals mouths!

Update: Thanks for all the hilarious suggestions! Keep an eye out for your captions in Total Girl mag!
It's time for all you TGs to put on your creative caps and send in your LOL-worthy captions for these hilarious animal pics.

What is this trolley kitty saying?

Trolley Kitten

Can you guess what this cute mouse is saying as he nibbles on some crackers?

Cracker Mouse

This is one cool pooch! Add a caption to finish this one off.

Cool Pooch

A mouse with style! What's this pink-haired pet saying?

Pink Pet

Uh-oh! Looks like this pooch is stuck! Can you guess what he's saying?

Bread Dog!

What is this cute chimp saying?

Thoughtful Chimp
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Comments:

19
Matilda C
Pooch - Ahhh, this is the life
24/5/2023 3:30:27 PM
Evie
those animals are A D O R A B L E ! !! ! !! ! !
15/9/2021 3:19:32 PM
Jess
cat- never mind me, just going shopping.
21/4/2015 9:36:57 AM
M....
Chimp- um excuse me sir did I spell my name right
14/7/2014 9:38:20 AM
hamster
I'm lady gaga don't judge me i have a life maybe not
13/4/2014 8:29:36 AM
Lily
CAT: Stage one complete, now, where is the pet food isle? MOUSE: HEY! THIS ISN'T CHEESE FLAVOUR!! COOL POOCH: Check out ma' shades! STUCK DOGGIE: I told you i'm a pure bread dog!
8/4/2014 11:16:01 AM
claudia
mouse: my hair got nothin' on Nikki's! bread dog: oh well, at least now i can't hear their terrible singing! :)
27/1/2014 11:13:04 AM
Kaeleah
MOUSE- the new nikki minaj thats all i can think of
23/12/2013 7:08:10 AM
I am soo cool
Pooch: "Me a hot dog now!" i thinks thats lame.. .:l
7/12/2013 9:19:17 AM
freddie mcstinkilscon
POOCH STUCK IN BREAD: I'm such a Hot dog
7/12/2013 7:13:15 AM
GeorgiaR.P
Cat :time to go thrift shopping.Cute Mouse:if only i had some cheese. Pooch : Im ready to go .Mouse whith stYle : im Nickiminajes #1 fan. dog :im a hot dOG
4/12/2013 9:09:59 AM
Lucy
Pooch:Now I'm ready to go
2/12/2013 9:59:07 AM
mj
the chimp is saying "How did i get here and what am I wearing?
21/11/2013 4:50:13 AM
Aisha
cat: can I has a hamburgz to go wit my shoppinz
20/11/2013 12:49:51 PM
Livi
The dog with the bread on his head is saying. "I am not a bagel, I am a Bengal!"
16/11/2013 4:31:25 AM
Thoughtful Chimp
I'm pretty sure I spelt chimp right
10/11/2013 8:15:33 AM
alyssa
POOCH:i am maybe a dog but i came here for a glam photoshoot so give me one i what to be famous
9/11/2013 4:20:03 AM
ruby
CAT: "uhh shopping again? i wonder where the kittty litter is... MOUSE: I am Nikki Minaj's #1 fan! OMG her she is now! thats al i cna think of!
2/11/2013 7:56:26 AM
Georgia R.P
the cat is saying time to go thrift shopping . the mouse whith the cracker is saying if only i had some cheese . THATS ALL FOLKS
19/10/2013 4:07:00 AM
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