My family went out to a seafood restaurant the night after I had been surfing all day and was really sun burnt.
I was standing with my mum when a father and daughter walked past. The dad said, "See honey? That's what a lobster looks like."
Horrified, I turned to Mum and asked, "Was he talking about me?"
Mum replied, "No, there's an actual lobster behind you!"
How embarro!
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