These school holidays I was catching a train into the city. Just as I was about to get on, the doors started closing!
Freaking out, I started banging on the doors, yelling, "Let me in!!!"
What I didn't realise was there was a button right next to me to open the door, so all these people on the platform were staring, wondering why I didn't press it!
When I finally realised, I reached over to press it and let out a giant fart! OMTG.
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