"If Einstein was a Guinea Pig, it'd be me. Yay! I'm the smartest Guinea Pig ever!"
"Lemme go! I have a Pantene commercial to get to!"
"Seriously, I don't even have time to THINK about my fur until I have a coffee in the morning. Sheesh!"
"Selfie time! Ba da da la la la la... whoops, too close!"
"I am yoga-Guinea Pig. I am zen, I am calm, I am at one with my pigginess."
"And we danced all night to the best song eveeeerrrrrr."
"I don't know what's more fabulous. Me, or my hat. Oooh, food!"
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