Totally Embarrassing Stories

THEA

One time during assembly the teachers called for a minute of silence. Just when there was absolutely no noise, I farted!

ASHLEIGH

The day we came back from school camp the teachers gathered around to hand out all the lost property they'd collected. One item was fairy undies, and as they held them up, I realised they were mine!

Everyone was laughing and I was mega embarrassed!

SUMMAH-JANE

Last year at school camp I was eating a hotdog. I put tomato sauce on it but instead of going on the hotdog, the squeeze bottle exploded all over me! That's not all, next thing I knew I tripped over!

OMTG!

TEA

I was at a friend's house and running to go outside. They have glass doors that are crystal clear, and as I turned to say something to my friend her mum shut the doors. Next thing I knew, I had smashed straight into them!

BELLA

On the first day at school, one of my friends got a really mean teacher. We were talking about her and I was agreeing that she's really mean when I realised that the teacher was standing right behind me, and I'm sure heard everything.

Totally embarrassing!

ANONYMOUS

I was at the local pool for swimming lessons when I spotted my bestie nearby. I ran up to her and playfully pushed her in the pool, but she turned around and SCREAMED! I had forgotten my bestie was a twin, and this was her!

OMTG it was so embarrassing, and now the twins play tricks on me all the time!

AMBER

Once I was in a cafe with my Mum, and I was swapping the salt and pepper from one shaker to the other. The waitress saw and came up and said,

"Can you please not do that?"

I stood up to say sorry, but instead accidentally swept the open salt and pepper off the table and all over the waitress! It was SO embarrassing, she yelled at me to leave and we were banned from the cafe forever!

GEMMA

We had a pajama dress-up day at school and I decided to wear a onesie. I was chatting to some of the people in my class when one of the boys' little brothers ran up and yanked my tail... and it ripped a hole in my onesie!

Luckily I was wearing leggings underneath, but everyone was still laughing at me!

SARAH

I was playing violin in a competition and had a few bars' rest before I had to play again. My sister, who was sitting right behind the judges, chose that moment to pull a funny face at me and without thinking, I poked my tongue out right back at her... and the judges sitting in front of her!

Oops!

BRIANNON

I was at the movies with my friend and bought a big tub of popcorn. I was walking through the cinema and talking to my friend when I tripped and fell, spraying popcorn everywhere! It went all over everyone!

So embarrassing.

BROOKLYN

I was at the pool, but fully dressed and ready to go home when a kid raced past me and pushed me into the water! I was so surprised, a lifeguard had to jump in and rescue me.

It was sooo embarrassing, the whole pool was watching!

IMOGEN

After Reception, I was at the head of the line walking back to class. Because I was right at the front, EVERYONE saw when I walked straight into a big glass door!

SO EMBARRASSING!

AMY

We were watching my fave movie in class, so I started singing along - only to realise too late that I was singing the wrong song! Oops!

CAITLIN

My bestie Nieve and I were at the park riding our bikes. We spotted our crushes, so decided to ride past them super fast.

Just as we were passing them Nieve distracted me, and I fell off my bike! The bike crashed down on top of me and I broke my arm! It was in a hard cast for three weeks.

OMTG!

GEORGIE

I did the wrong thing in class, and my teacher got really angry and ripped a page out of my exercise book.

As she was walking away I whispered to my friend that the teacher was a gorilla - but the teacher heard! She got waaay angrier than before and the whole class just sat there staring at me!

MADELINE

We have a talent competition at school that's kind of a big deal. I decided to play the piano, and rehearsed my song until I knew it properly.

On the day of the comp I was so scared that halfway through the performance I completely forgot how the song went and stopped in front of the whole school!

MADDY

One day in year five we were having a competition to see who could swing the highest on the monkey bars, so I decided to have a go.

I was swinging really high when all of a sudden I slipped, let go and face-planted into the sand! All of my friends were watching!

BRODIE

I was standing near the school canteen putting tomato sauce on my hotdog when my crush came up behind me and decided to scare me.

I got such a fright that I sprayed tomato sauce all over him! He still laughs about it!

HOLLI

I went to a Disney magic show one day with my family, and on our way back to the car my Nan's knickers fell down!

My sister walked away and left me with my Nan while she tried to pull them up before anyone saw!

ABBIE

I was at a picnic with my friend and was busting to go to the bathroom. The loos at the picnic spot had automatic opening/closing doors which was fine when I went in, but then they opened wide while I was only half way through my business!

My friend saw me on the toilet!

LUCY

My most embarrassing moment was at Chinese school. I had arrived with Mum, but she dashed up the stairs to check which class I was supposed to be in.

I didn't notice that she had rushed off, so I walked up to a person that I thought was Mum and hugged her arm. It turns out it wasn't Mum I was hugging, but a completely random BOY that I thought was my mum! I was so embarrassed!

JESSICA

My friend had a party and invited the whole class. I don't know why, but I thought it was a costume party - but when I turned up it was actually just a beach party!

OMG it was so totally embarrassing!

YANYAN

I had a pretty bad cold one day, but went to school anyway. During the class quiz, I got the giggles and was laughing and laughing with my friends... until a bubble of snot came out of my nose!

Everyone saw, and laughed even harder!

ANGELINA

I was asked to go up on stage during Assembly because I had memorised a song on my violin.

I played about halfway, and then completely forgot the rest of the song! Instead of starting again, I burst into tears and ran off stage. OMTG!

ANONYMOUS

When I was in grade six, I was chatting to my friends down at the back of the school. I started to lean back on the fence behind me but too late I realised that the fence wasn't close enough; I fell into the mud!

OMTG I was so embarrassed, my friends couldn't stop laughing at me and I had to go to the office to borrow new pants!

MEG

The morning after a sleepover at my friend's house, I was bending over to get my clothes from my bag when suddenly I farted.

My friend asked what the noise was, so I blamed it on the zip of my sleeping bag, but she didn't believe me and went to school and told everyone! Sooo embarrassing!

TAYLA

I was tap dancing with three teams watching when I tripped over my own shoe and fell on my butt. It was really sore!

The teacher came over and in front of everyone asked, "Did you land on the bony part or floppy part of your butt?" All three classes burst out laughing!

I was about to cry - I only just held it in! So embarrassing.

PIUELA

After one of the school camp activities last year I was really sweaty so I had to go have a shower. While I was in the shower I heard this really loud noise.

I couldn't work out what it was for a second, until I realised it was the fire alarm! I had to rush outside to evacuate IN MY BATH TOWEL!

OMTG!

KYLIE

My most embarrassing moment was during Filipino class. My teacher asked me to stand and read a paragraph aloud, which I did, but when I went to sit down again someone pulled the chair out from behind me and I fell on the floor!

All of my classmates laughed, and at first I laughed too, but then I cried! It was so embarrassing!

PENNY

My friends pranked me in the library one day, telling me that my bestie had scored two Taylor Swift concert tickets. I am so obsessed with Taylor that even though we were in the library, I freaked out - the librarian had to tell me to shush!

I ran out the library and slipped down a flight of stairs in front of a whole bunch of older students who burst out laughing.

Only after all of this I found out the tickets were fake! Ugh. OMTG!

HERMIONE

The activity at my friend's party was a rope course. I had never done one before and at one point I was just hanging on the rope mid-air while I figured out what to do next.

I must have been looking really crazy and weird, because I heard laughter and looked down to see a whole other group of kids from my grade standing right there... including my crush!

FAYE

One day I was shopping with Mum but as usual, I wasn't watching where I was going. I accidentally bumped into this random boy and he spilt his drink all over my brand new, favourite t-shirt.

Everyone was laughing and I went as red as a tomato!

FREYJA

My friend and I were on the oval trying to do the splits when I managed to do them... except I couldn't get back up again!

Instead, I just fell over on the wet grass. It was right at this point that the bell rang to go back to class, but I was stuck!

JESS

We were walking home from the shops one day when the wheel came off our trolley. While it was getting fixed, my sister dropped the shopping bag she was carrying, and a rock melon fell out and rolled off!

We had to run down the road chasing it, while all these people were watching and laughing!

JASMINE

Both my parent's were at my school to meet my teacher who is a man. Mum got really flustered for some reason and said to him,

"Hi! I'm Jasmine's Dad... Mum!"

It was sooo embarrassing!

MILLY

My brothers and I had just finished soccer and to leave the soccer fields we had to jump over a muddy river. Everyone else made it to the other side easily, but I slipped and landed right in the water!

To make it worse, I had my good shorts on, and no-one wanted to let me in the car!

CHLOE

One lunchtime in year five we were having spaghetti bolognese. I was lining up to get my plate when someone spilt their bolognese sauce on the ground.

I didn't realise, until I slipped on it, sent my own lunch all over my teacher and my whole grade saw!

OMTG!

CANDACE

I was helping groom the horses on school camp. The teacher was explaining something to us, and because I was watching her I didn't notice that my horse had started chewing on my shirt! When I realised, I screamed and the whole class turned around and started laughing!

My shirt was ruined!

LARA

When I was about four or five years old we were playing on the swings. I got on my tummy and decided to pretend I was superman - I got a good run up and went flying through the air, only to land on my face in the dirt!

Super girl sooo not to the rescue!

TEAH

I went to the movies last week with my parents and my totally embarrassing little sister. During one scene, these gross trolls were picking their noses and eating the boogers - and at that point my little sister jumped up and yelled, "I do that!"

It was sooo embarrassing!

LUCINDA

On the way to the supermarket with mum, I noticed a squeeze water bottle in the car. I was bored, so I picked it up and squeezed it, not realising that it was open! Water went everywhere, and all over my new shorts - it looked like I had wet myself!

Mum still made me come into the supermarket, where I ran into my crush and his big sister. OMTG it was a day I will NEVER forget!

TALLULAH

At school concert practice I sat down on a nearby chair. When the teacher saw me, she told me to get up. I didn't know that the reason she wanted me to stand up was that there was a nail pointing up on the chair - so I slid across and totally ripped a hole in the back of my pants!

OMTG it was so embarrassing - I had to call mum to bring another pair of pants for me to change into!

ANONYMOUS

I saw my crush at McDonalds one day and was so busy trying stop him seeing me that I actually tripped over his chair-leg! Worse still, I had toilet paper stuck to my shoe.

So embarrassing!

ELIZABETH

I always ride in the shopping trolley at the supermarket with my mum, so when we went to the fruit shop, I jumped into the trolley without thinking.

The only problem? The fruit shop trolleys are smaller than the supermarket's, so it tipped over and landed on top of me and I got squished! Everyone was staring!

FRANCESCA

When I was in grade one, I asked and my teacher excused me to go pee. When I came back however, the whole class (and my teacher) were all looking at me and laughing!

I couldn't work out why, until someone shouted, "Your skirt is lodged in your shorts!" I was sooo embarrassed! Luckily my friend jumped up and helped me fix it!

LILLY

When I went to see Wicked last year I decided to wear my super long maxi dress (which was way too big) and bring my doll as well. I was walking up the stairs to my seat when I saw my crush. I tried to act cool - but instead, I tripped over my dress and the doll's head banged really loudly on the staircase!

Everyone laughed!

SALVE

At our Christmas party I was playing with my friends and my crush which was great, until I ran up to a desk but slipped and fell over on the way there! They all saw me stack it!

MARY ANN

I was on holidays in a National Park with family friends. We decided to rent a boat for fun, and were having an awesome time until the end.

We didn't dock the boat properly, so when I went to get off the boat, I slipped and fell into the lake! I don't know how to swim, so was splashing like crazy, which attracted the attention of a whole crowd of people!

Totally blush-worthy!

ALEXANDRA

I was busting to pee at school one day, but my teacher said I wasn't allowed to go to the bathroom until recess. When I couldn't hold it in any longer, I wet my pants in front of the whole class, then burst into tears!

They made me go to the office to get new clothes, and when I came back they had put cones around the wet patch on the floor. It was the worst day of my life!

EMILY

I was sitting with all my friends at lunch one day when something gross fell on my leg. At first I thought it was yoghurt from my lunch, but then I realised it was actually bird poop!

It was mega embarrassing because all of year 6 was there, laughing at me!